Everything Was Fine Until Whatever

By Chelsea Martin

Fiction. paintings. something is feasible in Chelsea Martin's weird and wonderful and endearingly sincere choice of tales, lists, flash fictions, and revealing factoids. every thing is okay till no matter what is a poker-faced and unpredictably comedian travel de strength. Festooned with paintings and handwritten notes, it is a grand debut by way of a mystical new expertise. try out her personal site for added goodness.

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